Friday, December 9, 2011

IIT-just a brand or got some mettle........

Recently i was watching the headlines.....suddenly something obscure caught my attention....an article about IIT BASHING......i was a bit flabbergasted..because it was coming from the much revered,much hallowed Narayan Murthy..and what was even more scary was he was sounding a bit acerbic.....


So myself bein an iitian,i thought i should share something on this issue....i am just giving my perceptions..and i am certainly not playing devil's advocate.....when you say iitians standard is degrading...u need to keep in mind umpteen factors..just blaming the students is not going to serve the cause....


to begin with....
1.Coaching classes-Getting into iits is like jeopardising all the fun u can have in ur 11th and 12th...plus when u join a coaching class...u r drawing the final nail in the coffin...but it is neccessary....these classes may be preaching commercialisation..but thats the spirit of enterprise......and in tandem with commercialisation they do provide the students with the extra cutting edge..the rigour,the cogency neccessary to make it into IITS.....and u cant deny they do make a student a bit disciplined.......


2.QUOTAS-I think this is a major lacunae in the selection procedure.....because many desrving candidated are left out.....but this is a issue where we can never reach a consensus on....50% reservation is surely outrageous....the criteria according to me is absurd......just making into the iits is not neccessary sustaining in it is more difficult....


3.PROFESSORS-Even the communication gap between the professors is also not helping....students here often flinch from asking profs dere doubts...and to some extent profs here r also stubborn....both dese dichotomies tend to make the situation more worse....


Plus the aspirants itself now are more money minded....they see iit as a tag and a brand.....something that is going to give them a podium for raking in money......giving them a status in the society....plus they r just driven like herds on the latest bandwagon...MBA..this mba bug has surely got into the annals of all iitians....they dont seem to be looking for the calling of their life...instead they prefer to be part of the crowd....
https://medium.com/swlh/confessions-of-a-failed-entrepreneur-9a67b7189c1f


So its not just the students who are the reason behind everything..other peccadilloes though small and myriad also contribute to the degrading cause.......

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Did she deserve that???

"Hey sweetie wassup...??...wake up..its already 8:30....u will miss ur breakfast...."...this came at a time when sleephad totally engrossed me...for me..coming out of the cozy blanket seemed as the most herculean task....then again..that irritating but cherubic sound...TINNAK...."hey baby....wake up...."...and some part of my mind was saying....."come on pratik...show some guts don't reply"..finally i got that tune....
                                                            calling
                                                        ARCHANA
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Then again started the endless and senseless talking.......she called me to remind me about my breakfast..but instead we covered some of the most obscure topics....and i never felt like it was getting humdrum...such was the equation between me and Archana.......


She was only girl who occupied my mind....I was preparing for IIT....a process which requires you to prepare a pschychology to close doors for stupid emotions like love,hatred and all...I was being clogged by them...Though we were 2000kms apart....but just her voice made all my worries disappear into thin air.......I was symptomatic of insanity....I was more worried about her than the unsolved diabolic sheets and DPPs.....Her LIKE on a boy's photo was like someone pinching slowly but effectively  my heart..Her adorable comments on boy's status was like acerbic slangs thrown at my face....SUCH WAS THE OBSESSION.......Even the single word replys and smileys on phone chats seemed like world's most deadliest weapon.....WAS THERE ANY SOLUTION TO THIS MENACE????WAS I EVER GOING TO GET OVER HER???


                                                      calling 
                                                 ARCHANA
                                               08791174563
"hey gopal...just pick it up and say i am in class........u know these girls...are a menace!!!!"......
"hey pras...u know u are giving her a tough time..if u guyz have some problem..just confront each other and sort it out.......".............
"u know gopal....i will do it....very soon..but now i need some hot cofffee....and F.R.I.E.N.D.s..season 6...episode 3....come on...it is going to be awsome....."




                                              calling
                                          SHRADDHA
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"u rascal...u haven't called since eons...how r u???atleast reply mah msgs"..shraddha as always in her dominating tone........its always good to have a best friend's sister also as ur sis...especially when she herself has so many hot friends........
"hey prats...u know...ARCHI got a new bf....and he is smoking hot...she is fast moving on...after u pulled the plugs on her..u selfish..heartless dog.....".......
"hmm...good for her....hey i got some work ...i need to go..call u at nite..."...


And i had no work...i had all time in the world....all time..to think of the past times...the good old couple..me and archi...the meetings..the chatings....the calls...everything...and i subverted them all.....WHY???WHY??
and snap...NO ANSWER.........why didnt i confront her???was i really a dog??the IIT fame tookover my mind and heart....it overshadowed the emotions of a girl who once meant all to me.....i started making  a travesty of her......nobody knows what she would have gone through...sleepless nites waiting for replys........weeping and wallowing...and i didnt care for anything....


And i know now....SHE DIDN'T DESERVE ME.....BUT DID SHE DESERVE WHAT SHE WENT THROUGH?????????????MAY BE I AM A DOG..........

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

ENTERTAINMENT V/S PROBLEMS

Dhoni going to goa with wife....john has broken up with bips....malaya has 26 houses in all over the world.....Ranbir having alleged affair with Nargis....vidya getting booby in The Dirty Picture.....such absurd lines were the headlines of some of the most established and hallowed news channels throughtout the year....irritatingly 
obsessed with the notion of increasing their TRPs and notch up in the rat race....the media seems to be ostensibly turning deaf ear to the bigger problems in the country.......and we say MEDIA IS OUR MOST POWERFUL WEAPON....??????


Gaddafi was killed....Osama was encountered.....Nepal is forming a new govt.....Greece PM has stepped down.......Inflation is skyrocketing....india is embroiled in umpteen scams.....does anyone pay heed to any of these subjects?????people are now just clogged with what happeneing in entertainment sector.....and we say we are concerned about our country's problem......think about it...


I say its not bad to know about your fav stars and be obsessed with cricket.....in this fast moving dynamic world its necessary....we should have a tranche of everything.....but it shouldn't occur at the cost of other...and mainly when the other is the country's problem.......cricket cricket and cricket is what happeneing on some news channels...its totally outrageous.....


The other problem with media is deliberately bein categorical in condemnation of muslims when ever any blast occur......not only blasts even the smallest peccadilloes seems tobe created by muslims acc. to media...the communal disparity is going to turn the india pakistan issue sour.....when ever any blast occurs ...media from nowhere conjure that some muslim organisation...may it be HuJi or SIMI or Laks-ere-toiba...sent some mails claiming the responsibilty........i mean this is like making travesty of the muslim hindu relationship......


So what ever Justice Katju said about media..that media is fast becoming ANTI-PEOPLE....though his tone was condescending....I seem to agree with that.....Media should fast realise that by airing absurd things it is losing steam.....

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Dressing to get ASSAULTED......

In her hot curvaceous body wearing that skimpy,risque miniskirt and with those prada high heels..and what was making more deadly was her hairstyle...it would have brought shame to many of our bimbo actresses...floozy wouldn't be right word that i would use...SULTRY you can say...she would have made many a men skip a beat...and why wouldn't she????She did that to grab eyeballs....and you surely can't blame the men...all men belong to the same ilk.....and every men over there in ATTITUDE was in a tearing hurry to hit on her...

And this is not just a single girl i am pointing out.....this is the story of every metropolitian girl who has a dumb mindset that getting provocatively dressed is squalid and absurd....cocooned in this lame perception that copying whatever britishers are doing must be cool....they take no time to realise they are loosing their integrity,ethics....ever thought if the britishers copy anything...ya they surely do...our technology..for which they are at a position where we can only dream about....

Well men will always be men..dats an inevitable fact and there are many wherewithals for that.....and surely they will ogle if women dress in indecent way and roam around them.....even women also dress up for the same reason....and if you expect that nobody is going to look at you...then may be u are living in a country of gays...MAAM...giving such a ludicrous proposal to someone..and then yourself expecting that they will turn it down..may be you are a nutcrack...something you copy from bimbos along with there flooziness.....

But sometimes men cross their limits..and i am completely agqinst it....so to roam around unfettered,unencumbered ....why don't you put on some more pieces of clothes...you see india's textile industry is looming...and if you have any grudge against it...don't take it out by not wearing clothes....there r other ways...

MAY BE ANNA CAN HELP YOU...........

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

whats the catch????really an intriguing question....

I think the question appropriate here would be whos is the catch.....being a boy and that to in mechanical branch,its quite tangible that i need to bear the blunt.Before joining the iits i was certainly oblivious of this fact.Believe me girls here in iits are like seraphs which you  get to see after highly devoted prayers and literally it takes eons to track a bimbo.and once any such mellifluous is tracked,within no time it will hunted down by studs and we are left with no option other than to gawk at them.Even any average looking girl after the campus suddenly realises that whats the power she has got by just being a girl....and acclimatized to the environment and starts thinking herself as SHEILA and starts advertising her ignorance as JAWANI.I can say that the iits are a perfect paradigm of a boys' university and we feel as if we are just swept into the swirling vortex of celebacy......Its in the iits we realise what is the importance of this question.....WHO IS THE CATCH????....believe me .....boys here are like bees and whats the flower.....its KASTURBA BHAWAN....the well known beleaguered castle.....we all are highly rhapsodized about this place.....but its this shortage that makes us eventually turn into misogynist.....we tend to seek pleasure through the virtual world(you all know what i mean)....while all our counterparts in delhi,bombay enjoy practicals....such a condition has developed in the iits....my sincere request to all my juniors who aim to become iitians...COME AT UR OWN RISK.....its better if you come preapred....astala vista

Saturday, November 6, 2010

trip to dehradun

sleeping with over three blankets on...den the vicious sound came....the heavy hard metal music....it was as if i skipped a beat never ever hated metallica so much.it was rishab saying wake up u dumbass.its already tym to go to dehradun.frankly speaking speaking he is a shithead.i mean who wakes up 7 in morning to  inform oders dat we r on a trip.but sleep once sacrificed can't be revived.just at 9;30 we hung on to a claustrophobic bus sitting on last sit.nearly 4 years i hve been on a bus.at first i was a bit reluctant on dat idea but friend in need in friend in deed.slowly as the oring journey caught up space my views slowly were proved wrong.pawan d-really a dude introduced to me some of the ice games whiuch could really tick the tym away.and playng dem dehradun never seemd so far.the scenery was really breathtaking.but the path was a bit foolhardy but our audacity sould be appreciated.we genuflected at different temples we came across.den we reached our destination.from dere we went on to watch golmaal 3 ....the bestgolmaal sequel ever made...hats off to rahit shetty.finally he put on sum punches to roll us laughing on the ground.den aftera sumptuos dinner we went for sum shopping.oh my god..the chicks....dehradun chicks just made our balls gouge out.it was really abreak from the same old cliched nonmales(its an insult to call gals females in roorkee).den our return bus came..i was a bit worried as i had no sweaters no jacket.but wata return journey it proved out to be.all of my friends dozzed off.but i sat at window open through out the journey.wid dat i had old music on.awsum man really brought back sum of the old memories.dere was plethora of enjoyment wid modicum of xhaustion..it was really nice......

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

shortage of marks-plethora of dissappointment

All the hangover of thomso just sublimated into thin air after i got the marks in my maths paper...12 out of 35 would u believe that.and to make situation more worse my marks were even lower than the class average.my negligence before the xams now comes home to  the roost.really moral boost has hit a all tym low.any advice can only serve as a palliative,the only cure seems to be studying....really need to put the eggs in the basket bfore vrything goes out of control....i had got dese three days lyfline.i need to use dese to the fullest to atleast gain a advantage over others.moreover dere is another dissappointment dat i would not be able to celebrate my first dia\wali at home as an iitian......i previously uset dream of it.i now am actually grappling wid studies its really foolhardy to be careless now.studies and hardwork seems to be only conduit between me and a 8 cgp.lets see how much i am able to perform....

Monday, November 1, 2010

roorkee's tirade to the lipstick controversy

Entering the iits we were always sanguine of the fact that lyf from now would be cakewalk.friends,no studies and all others quinnessentials were present to make this dream come true.but  now it seems we r wrong.its the media who seem to be the bone of contention.the ubiquitous media had its presence felt over here.not only dat they nearly brought to doom the carrers of umpteen students by dere foolishness.f@#k dese media persons off......how can dey b so insensitive.....we treat dem as a totem of communication,education all over the country and dese dimwits didn't even blur the face of juveniles.wat dey will do now wen they have dragged into such a quagmire......and all coz of deze deuche bag media......the students were never oblivious dat dey were being gawked at by media.
not only dis,many women's orgs and oder associatiins have come forward as abulwark against iitians.dey r not enlightened of the fact dat no iitian was present dat day in the event.we the iitians r jockeying around to save dose unfortunates but liitle can be done.we realise the seriousness of the situation but to err is human an d we r juveniles.we realise wat w did was a taboo but corrections could have been made.....media persons r really gimmicky being insensitive to realise how a student's carrer can be affected.wat dey actully want now.....dat we genuflect bfore dem..if dats de case den SHAVE UR B!@LS OFF.....
we the iitians r reputed for being the best technicians in the country...we crack the toughest paper in india which some can dream of....we invent best of best inventions,we crack the best jobs in the world..so i think dese media persons can give a little more respect to us ........

Friday, October 1, 2010

boys and gals in iit.....

whenever i say boys and gals in iit never be excited......because its again the screwed up sex ratio in the iits which creates a headache in the mind of the boys in tandem with other umpteen pressures....gals are the most raest species iits.and the gals who r already dere surely need some proof to be called out gals.and for dumbos like us who r men of words not action which become more worse as most of mellifluos species get booked by smart boys.its really cool to have a hot girlfriend in iit but its as difficult as passing the electronics paper.gals are not really pampered by impecunious persons like us.its truly said dat u should have really deep pocckets to have a gal.our situation is so worse dat we cannot have a gal to be involved in a lighthearted badinage.gals are erally suffused with all type of qualities for which boys especially in itts crave for.but boys can only pray for.....

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

engineering sucks....

we have always dreamt of getting into the hallowed precints of iit and do an engineering degree get a good job and enjoy....but here the reality is something else.engineering as i realise is not my cup of tea.you may be doubting the veracity of my sentencess.but its true.here after moving heaven and earth also i am not able to get what i am reading.i am really in a state of torpor.earlier i hankered engineering a lot but all the enthu and zeal has subliimated just in a matter of months.its rather inexplicable why this is happening.now i am really skeptical of my future.i really contemplate my carrer as an engineer.and in such an imbroglio what i can do is beseech a seraph to get me oyt of this quagmire of confusion,insecurity.......to recapitulate,i can just say one thing...ENGINEERING SUCKS..

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

lyf seems to be set yet so much incomplete......

sittting idle in the room mind often vacillates between studies and jamboreess......reconcilation of both of dese seems to be a herculean task.dats wat college lyf is.never ssure wat to do next.friends seem to poke into every hook and crook of lyf.i often wonder if i ever wanted to do engeeniring.is dat my cup of tea.some tyms answer seems obvious-man i cleared the jee.but sometyms answers sprout up in mind dat leaves me nonplusssed.why can't i be a writer?then i think abt lyf in another point of view.lyf as a writer....long curly  hairs accentuating my already unshaved face....small bag hanging by my side full of nothing xcept some piece of writing dat only can elucidate my talent but only talent can't earn money,can't convince a father to hand over  his girl to me....so though i will leave my dreams but i  may have to move heaven and earth to make my ends meet.so i am often vexed with lyf.so its truly said-money is not everything in lyf but make sure u earn sufficient before making such stupid comments.lyf seems to be set as i suppose i can get out of iit witha nice decent job through i can atleast be happy but still some dreams may still remain to be fulfilled...dream of being a writer..dream of showing the world my lyf,my journey...still i can't say dere is scintilla of hope ...lyf is so unpredictable....and i do have my coteries to take me out of dis quagmire of confusion....

Sunday, September 26, 2010

love gives relief but when it hurts dere is no relief at all.....

she broke up i didn't....and my only fault was i loved her too much....now how to imagine a lyf widout her....but de one who cheats get dere share one or the oder day.....i can't wish trouble for her...how can i wen i love her still...i can only pray god to amputate me from her memories as soon as possible.....if she were to go den why so much pain ....its truly said some people come into ur lyf to teach u how to live lonely wid pain surrounding u from all sides...hope all her memeories and she herself fades away in the sands of tym.....

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

myself,prats

hey guys.....this is pratik...better call me prats.i am a student of iit roorkee.i am pursuing btech mechanical,1st year.here is not my first blog but just a introduction into the blogging world.i hope soon to acclimatize with u all.in recent tyms lyf has become lyk hell.i have flunked all my midterms,down with fever,got infection nd on nd on.being 2000 kms away from hjome really sucks.missing mama, papa,sis lyk hell.but friends prove to be the best medicine.nd now u all have come.being a new comer i accept some criticism,some tips nd also some appreciation.so den friends i am a blogger now......yuppie